Top Movies That Will Make You Happy To Be Single

1. Blue Valentine (2010)
Why you’ll feel lucky to be single: Nothing will make you happier to not be in a dysfunctional r3lationship than watching the marri@ge between Cindy (Michelle Williams) and Dean (Ryan Gosling) disintegrate. Watch this movie with tissues and watch it alone.

2. The Twilight Saga (2008–2012)
Hear me out before you light the torches and sharpen the pitchforks… This series is basically saying that you have to abandon who you are to be in a r3lationship. And that will make you happy to be you, and not be with a vampire, regardless of how hot and shiny he may be.

3. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal) and Ennis (Heath Ledger) boned, and life was a cowboy yippee-ki-yi-yay time. Then, they got married to two nice ladies, and everything went to hell. See where I’m going with this?

4. Titanic (1997)
If Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) had been single, he never would’ve had to share that door. Just saying.

5.Thelma & Louise (1991)
Basically, when you get marri3d, you’ll eventually develop an itch to go on a road trip with your BFF. Once you’re on that trip, some truly terrible things will happen that lead you to return to what is essentially a s1ngle life again. Everything comes full circle, and you cannot escape the lure of the single-ladies-on-the-run life.

6. Not Without My Daughter (1991)
You think you know your husband. You really do. But the truth is that you really don’t know a person until they take you and your daughter to Iran and then try to kidnap you both.

7. Fear (1996)
What happens when you meet a cute dud3 at a rave, then let him fing3rbang you on a roller coaster? Well, basically, he goes psycho and carves your name into his chest. Nicole 4 Eva.