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Friday, July 30, 2010

3 Guys You Should Never Date

Relationships cannot exist without difficulties. Relationships in fact take a lot of hard work to keep alive. An ordinary relationship takes enough work to be considered as a second job, or a co-curricular activity. However dating some people makes the relationship more of a full time job considering the amount of baggage they bring to the party. Steer clear of these types and enjoy a simple life.



Mr. Stingy. You do not want to date a guy who will spend all his money on other things other than you. I take that back, a guy who will not spend anything at all. Stingy guys and stingy people in general enjoying having money, not because they can use it but because they enjoy physically touching and taking pictures of it and uploading pictures online. Women today are allowed and in fact encouraged to be independent and take of their own business.

You do not want to date a guy who will spend all his money on other things other than you.... a guy who will not spend anything at all.
You do not want to date a guy who will spend all his money on other things other than you.... a guy who will not spend anything at all.

That said it is still up to the man to play the charming role of getting you surprise gifts and dinner dates. Dating a stingy man would only get you endless cups of tea at his place and cheap perfumes as gifts; that is if you will get any at all.

Mr. Addicted. They are very fun people, at first. Who doesn't enjoy a good drunken story? Who minds a good laugh generated by a good marijuana story? A friend of mine had this hallucination where he saw a cow in his crib after smoking pot for three hours uninterrupted. Then there was this one about seeing white flying horses in his books. The guy has done some seriously psychedelic things I wonder how the penal system still hasn't managed to catch up with him. Such people are cool friends. It's funny how people who abuse drugs will always have your back; they are the most "there" people and have no gene of selfishness in them. Dating them is something else. Satisfying their urges will always take precedence to anything, you included! Then there is also the fact that you will always play nurse an ambulance paramedic to him when he overdoses or passes out. Sleep will become a rare luxury for you as late night calls to go and pick him from some flooded trench will become the norm.

Mr. Lastborn/Only Child. Lastborns grow up in environments of favoritism and petting. They expect the same when you date them. Their definition of love varies from our definition. They picture a woman rubbing their heads and fixing their meals like the way their mother's did. Most lastborns and only children also double up as mama's boys. They practically look to find their own mothers in the women they date. He will try to change you into his mother. Dating a guy like that will put you an inevitable collision course with the duo that is him and his momma. Play it safe and avoid any man who has his mother's photo as his desktop wallpaper or worse yet, profile picture!

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